superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:
You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.
You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.
You receive free education.
You receive economic support while studying.
You enjoy free hospitalization.
You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.
Interviewer: I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you do know about Santa. You know the secret about Santa?
The two hardest things in the world are trying not to eat out of boredom and not taking 6 hour naps after school
(Source: sidnugget)
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
(Source: megaultracass)
changing from jeans to pajama pants
will smith’s son always look like he just got told he’s actually adopted
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
