*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems
what if you cracked an egg while you were cooking and a chicken fell out
mySIS TER JUST ASKED ME “can a human being orgasm on a bed of ice”
and i responded “only if youre into coldplay”
AND WE JSUT SLOWLY REALIZED WHAT I JUST SAID
simba went through an awkward adolescent stage too
emojis are so cute and i love that brown haired girl in pink dress emoji and brown haired boy in blue shirt emoji are together
but even brown haired boy in blue shirt emoji has his secrets…
why is the news breaking. who broke it. how much are repairs
oh so you’re into boys who don’t play by the rules huh? * bites into string cheese stick without peeling* mmm taste the rebellion
how do you get a nice body without moving
