officialunitedstates:

always catches me off guard when rich people cuss.  seems like they should only cuss in latin or something


(Source: rouxx)


lemonteaflower:

thanks for the empathy you wet quesadilla. 


half-princess-half-nerdy-goose:

tastefullyoffensive:

#raiseawareness #realcatshavecurves [wolfosaurus]

IT’S CATS!!

  • my friend: i met a guy
  • me: i just started a new tv show

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.